I have a confession to make. When I first read this article, I laughed my head off. Why? 'Cause (here's the confession part) I kiss and hug (and dance with) my Edward Cullen stand-up all the time! :)
"Twilight fans have reportedly been banned from kissing a cardboard cutout of Robert Pattinson for fear that they may spread swine flu.
An life-size image of Pattinson, who plays Edward Cullen in the saga, has been attracting lustful attention from film followers at the Reel cinema in Crewe.
The Sunday Telegraph reports that employees have now placed a notice on the cutout which reads: "Please help reduce the spread of germs by refraining from giving Edward, or any other character for that matter, a kiss or a hug.""
Dang! I guess I can't kiss my Edward stand-up anymore.
But you know that the Edward Cullen stand-ups are probably not the only ones gettings kisses and hugs. The Jacob Black stand-ups (along with the Edward stand-ups) apparently keep getting stolen from Burger King stores across the nation!
"There's a "Twilight" crime wave sweeping the nation -- particularly at Burger King restaurants -- and all the suspects seem to be the most fearless creatures on the planet ... teenage girls with a crush.
TMZ has learned multiple Burger King restaurants across the country are reporting life-size promotional posters of Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson are being ripped right off the BK windows in broad daylight ... horrible time for a vampire."
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Since I put the word 'comedy' in this article's title, here's some more things that will have dying of laughter. First, here's a spoof of the wolf pack auditions for the New Moon movie:
And Craig Ferguson is having a bit of a dilemma. The problem? He might like the Twilight saga movies: