"You know, Jacob, if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the reason for my existence, I might actually like you." [Edward, Eclipse, Chapter 22: Fire and Ice, Page 503]
Here's a couple of funny Twilight jokes to make your day brigher:
Saturday Night Live made a Twilight parody:
You know how whenever someone snaps a picture of Rob and Kristen holding hands, almost everyone thinks it's proof that they're dating? Well, here's Peter Facinelli's response to that (through his twitter): “Co-stars caught holding hands. Guess this picture proves everything. #Pellan“
